

Nine-year-old Jesus Apollo lives a sheltered life with overprotective "Grammie", but he has a secret: he wants to dance like his idol Beibi, the super mega star and five-time-winner of the bestest dance-fighting show ever, DUNZ ( "Dance Until Nothing Zucks" ). Problem is, Jesus Apollo was born with two left feet and even walking is a hassle without his special shoes. But when a long-lost package from his (allegedly) deceased mother makes it to his hands, and the contents reveal an old cassette player, Jesus Apollo's life does a one-eighty and he's suddenly possessed by music and dance moves he had never imagined. But Grammie isn't pleased. She forbids dancing (and any kind of sinfully suggestive movement), even after Jesus Apollo gets an oh-my-God shocking invitation from the DUNZ Selective Committee to take part in this year's competition. What will he do? Will he obey Grammie's wishes, as he's done all his life? Or will he...
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...listen to the beat?
Characters







Our Hero
His Guardian
His Cousin
His Grammie
His Idol
Knows
everything
there is to
know about
"DUNZ"
- and life.
An invisible
talking unicorn fond
of booze.
His memoir is
a best seller.
He's 16.
Thinks "going
viral" is
contracting a
virus.

His Mother

Hi! I'm Jesus Apollo! Nice to meet you! :] I love to daaaaaance.



